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Sunday, September 27, 2015



The Butt. An amazing scientific discovery


That’s right. It isn’t just for trying to look like you aren’t looking at it, the rump has roles in society. It’s the mount point for the hinges that hold your legs(big fan). Your body’s counterweight and waste product pumping station. It’s the swivel point for your torso and it houses the largest muscle in the body(Sorry guys. I Googled it multiple times and can’t get the answer I’d hoped for), the Gluteus Maximus. Then there’s my favorite function. It allows the body to rest upon it while distributing your weight for maximum comfort. Knowing how luck runs in my world, this is naturally where the problem begins(I can, and probably do, use this sentence in just about every blog post)….

When used outside of manufacturer's specifications, the butt doesn’t always perform at peak efficiency(yeah, this could go really South from here but probably won’t. It’s morning and I’m not drinking). An example might be attempting to minimize the surface area of weight distribution when seated. Please refer to the below image and explanation of the problem.




In the picture on the left, you see a properly designed device that utilizes the weight distribution features of the posterior. The image on the right is a medieval torture device that is designed to cause discomfort, make you walk like a cowboy and the use of qualifies as an illegal act in 36 states(a fabricated metric). The latter image being the default interface point of my newest cross training toy….



Cycling seems rather fun but is also designed to test your level of comfort(or discomfort) in your own skin. A great example of this is the below image.



That’s about as outside as you will ever see me in those shorts. I could not make it out of the breezeway before declaring “F*** this”. I’ve been rockin’ a pair of running shorts on top for those ever since(For those who don't know, cycling shorts have padding in them to reduce the torture thus why I don't just forego them entirely).

I must admit, I find cycling to be pretty enjoyable. Put in just over 21 miles with my friend Rick yesterday. It’s not a bad workout, keeps you cooler than running, and certainly poops you out just as efficiently. This is a good cross-training choice for me because, let’s be honest, even I’d bet on me getting another running injury and this is a nice backup.

Saturday, September 19, 2015



Swimming with Pterodactyls and Titanic survivors   



With knee recovery going well, I decided to up my game and add in some cross training.  Got me some board shorts, a 2 week free membership to the YMCA and off we go...

Now the challenge here is I haven’t swam in 30 years.  I’m fairly sure I remember how to stay afloat but to actually swim the crawl stroke, not so much. Now I have become athletic in the last year and was a pretty decent swimmer in my younger days, I figured I’d have some natural ability. I estimate my aquatic prowess lands somewhere between Michael Phelps and Dennis Nedry. I’ll let you guess which side of that scale I lean towards (Hint: Michael Phelps has probably never Googled how to swim). So to begin with, I was lacking confidence.

It was a Sunday morning. The reported slowest time in the pool. I walked in planning to give this a try and that’s when I saw it. The pool was full of Titanic survivors in pink rubber bathing caps and green inflatable, prehistoric wings on their arms. There are multiple ones of them in each lap swimming lane. They were circle swimming, while performing the 10 minute lap doggie paddle. My confidence in this plan went through the floor and without missing a beat, put a whole lot of gone between myself and that place.

Hmmmm. New plan needed:
I was lying on my bed taking a bit of a rest when it hit me. I’m not sure how exactly a cat tail to the face brought me to this conclusion but cycling was the answer!

More on that soon…...


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I'm back to my nearly 18mile/week regimen and the legs are feeling great. Going to hang out at this distance for several weeks (with a 7 mile long run) until after the great pumpkin 10K. Gonna do some hill practice, strides and Fartleking until then.

Note: The workout data on the second tab thing isn't working out. Just need to figure out how to do it without shitting up the main feed page.


Sunday, September 13, 2015


RACE REPORT

Louisville Pure Tap 5K

The smell of high octane racing fuel. The ear shattering sounds of high performance engines firing up, the screaming of fans, tailgate parties. Ah the sights and sounds of race day. Unfortunately there were none of those yesterday.

Wet grass,  chilly breeze off the river, DJ playing bad music with lots of thumping bass, a giant water cup mascot who looks like he won a Master Shake look alike contest and enough colored shoes(Most of which can be seen in the above photo) to make Roy G Biv smile. That’s a typical foot race morning. Still rather exciting.

It was a wonderful day for everyone involved. PRs all around. It was especially sweet for Basil. He completed the Couch to 5K program while running his first 5K race. Big congratulations to him and welcome to your addiction!! Both Robbie and I finished in 26:03 with an 8:21 pace. In fact, we crossed the finish line side by side(took a bit of an extra sprint in the end to pull that off. He was about 30 feet up on me). Hopefully there are race photos because it would be pretty cool! And the icing on the cake is both Robbie’s Wife and Father are walkers who PRd. This was an epic morning.

This was the acid test of my knee recovery. Downhill is what caused my latest issue(with some help from laying around the house after surgery). This race had a half mile down hill run(naturally only after climbing up it). I experienced no discomfort. The knee was solid as a rock. Still ached a little last night but we are close to 100%. The surgery knee already is at 100%. Onward and upward.

Next Race: The Great Pumpkin 10K. It will be both Robbie and my first 10k race and in a very serene and beautiful park.


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Accountability must happen:

All this stuff is moving to "Battle Logs" page found from the tab/link at the top.

Saturday, September 5, 2015



The great Kale fail


As part of my pay week routine, I stopped at my local supermarket after my Saturday run then workout. It was a typical trip. Take the long way around the store to gain extra steps. Carefully check ring fingers for the single female shoppers. Give the smile and nod to those who meet criteria while keeping the minimum distance required to diffuse my post gym sexy aroma of fermented running socks and dried sweat. Little did I know, this day was about to take a tragic turn.

I open the freezer door to grab my bi-weekly stock of Birdseye Steamfresh Chopped Kale. This stuff is amazing. I'd have to say it's even better than free porn(which is clearly a bold faced lie. Very little is better than free porn). The problem being that it wasn't there. Not an empty shelf but was replaced with some other frozen non Kaleish crap.

My breathing became labored as panic set in. I dropped to one knee, hands outstretched to the sky(Which in this particular case was an unfinished ceiling full of rafters, heat vents and bug encrusted skylights), as I cried WHY GOD WHY (because who doesn't appeal to a deity with their cruciferous vegetables woes?)!

As I lay there in the middle of the aisle bawling, a manager approached me to help resolve the situation. She showed me the store brand Kale but alas it wasn't microwave steamable. I did my best to explain to her that putting a bag in the magicwave and pushing 4-3-0 <Start> is pretty much the pinnacle of my cooking achievements. I am not yet sure if my appeal was sucessful.

Please, oh please, bring my Steamfresh Kale back for I am a lost soul without it!


NOTE: Portions of this story may employ a small amount of artistic license (where small = a ShitFuckTon<it's called CamelCase. Look it up>)

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The technical junk

8/31
Run: 4.01 Miles. 10:03 Pace. 177 SPM. Knee felt good but it was very flat surface. I feel it hurt whenever I use any sort of lateral stability. We aren't healed yet but making ground.

Basic Leg Routine
One legged balance: :30 each leg
Twisting Lunge: 6x each leg
Single-leg Deadlift: 5x each leg
One legged Alphabet spell: A-M each leg

Dumbbell Y Raises: 1x10 @15lb
Dumbbell T Raises: 1x10 @15lb
Dumbbell W Raises: 1x10 @15lb
Dumbell Bench Press: 3x8@120lb (60lb dumbbells),
Pull Ups: 1x4, 1x4(40lb assist), 1x3(40lb assist)
Push-ups: 3x10
Planks: 3x:30

Weekly Mileage: 4.01 miles
Miles to Mordor: 1445.61


9/1
Standard Core Routine: 2 sets
Bicycle: 10 x each leg
Plank: :30
Marching Bridge: :60
Side Plank: :30 each side.
Bird Dogs: 10

Yoga: Water Series B


9/2
Posted 02 September 2015 - 10:25 PM
Run: 5.01 miles. 10:29 pace, 170 spm (I think this messed up by my times grabbing my water bottle and drinking pooched my cadence). It was hot. Hot as balls. 95 degree heat index (35C). Hottest I've run in but I got that 5 mile barrier rebeaten and the knees feel pretty good.

Basic Leg Routine
One legged balance: :30 each leg
Twisting Lunge: 6x each leg
Single-leg Deadlift: 5x each leg
One legged Alphabet spell: A-M each leg


Dumbell Bench Press: 3x8@120lb (60lb dumbbells),
Pull Ups: 1x2, 2xlower plus hang. Not much steam for pull ups after today's run LOL
Push-ups: 3x10
Planks: 3x:30

Weekly Mileage: 9.02 miles
Miles to Mordor: 1440.60


9/3
Recovery Run: 3.00 miles. 10:23 pace, 175 spm

Basic Leg Routine
One legged balance: :30 each leg
Twisting Lunge: 6x each leg
Single-leg Deadlift: 5x each leg
One legged Alphabet spell: A-M each leg

Weekly Mileage: 12.02 miles
Miles to Mordor: 1437.60


9/4
Standard Core Routine: 2 sets
Bicycle: 10 x each leg
Plank: :30
Marching Bridge: :60
Side Plank: :30 each side.
Bird Dogs: 10


9/5
Weight went up 2-3 pounds as I predicted. Turns out my Fitbit Aria is broken and isn't calibrating. I probably wasn't really 200 last week(Warranty replacement is on the way). Waist finally dropped half an inch. YES!

Weight - 202.9
Body Fat - 20.8
BMI - 28.1
Shoulders - 46
Neck - 16
Chest - 43
Bicep right - 12.5
Bicep - left - 12.5
Waist - 38.5
Hips - 38
Thigh - right - 21.5
Thigh - left - 21.5


Run: 4.01 miles. 9:35 pace, 179 SPM. Beautiful negative splits. 10:19, 9:55, 9:17. 8:47. Only one tiny spike of knee discomfort. The healing is going well. Nice cool (relative statement) 8:am run.

Basic Leg Routine
One legged balance: :30 each leg
Twisting Lunge: 6x each leg
Single-leg Deadlift: 5x each leg
One legged Alphabet spell: A-M each leg

Dumbbell Y Raises: 1x10 @15lb
Dumbbell T Raises: 1x10 @15lb
Dumbbell W Raises: 1x10 @15lb
Dumbell Bench Press: 3x8@120lb (60lb dumbbells),
Pull Ups: 1x4, 1x3, 1x1
Push-ups: 3x10
Planks: 3x:30
Hay Bales: 3x10 @8lb ball
Bodyweight Squats: 3x15


Weekly Mileage: 16.03 miles
Miles to Mordor: 1433.59