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Monday, August 31, 2015




Today I ran Naked(Wait, what?)



There are 4 types of people who have come to visit this blog post.

1) Those who have come to see an Adonis with a glistening member for all to behold (these are the people that don't know me)
2) Those who have come imagining Shamoo swimming around spouting water(Those who know me)
3) Runners who know what running naked is and have come here to bask in the knowledge that they delusionally think I somehow have to share
4) Those who figure this will be a train wreck and they can't not look
5) Those who don't fit into one of the aforementioned categories and have decided to form an additional category to remove any doubt of their fellow readers that I haven't a solid grasp on mathematics.

Let me assure you, not a single woman screamed as I ran naked. I'd like to think it was the fact that they were mesmerized by the experience of seeing me run naked but I don't think that was the case. My privates were properly covered as was the rest of the vast majority of my sun sensitive, albacore tuna colored skin(or at least the parts people may offer me money to keep covered. hmmmm<light-bulb>)

So what the hell are we talking about? Running naked means running without the telemetry from modern day electronics. No heart rate monitors, smartphone GPS apps, GPS watch, Digital urinalysis kit(WTF?). You simply run by feel.  Listen to your body. Don't worry about your pace, the time or the weather in Mozambique(unless of course you're running in Mozambique). Just run.

It was a wonderful experience. Allowed me to focus on my injury and make sure my form didn't stress it further. I had a great pain free run! 

To be honest, I had my GPS watch on me. I just chose to not look at it. Still wanted the running data after the fact.

******


Today:
Run: 4.01 Miles. 10:03 Pace. 177 SPM. Knee felt good but it was very flat surface. I feel it hurt whenever I use any sort of lateral stability. We aren't healed yet but making ground.

Basic Leg Routine
One legged balance: :30 each leg
Twisting Lunge: 6x each leg
Single-leg Deadlift: 5x each leg
One legged Alphabet spell: A-M each leg

Dumbbell Y Raises: 1x10 @15lb
Dumbbell T Raises: 1x10 @15lb
Dumbbell W Raises: 1x10 @15lb
Dumbell Bench Press: 3x8@120lb (60lb dumbbells),
Pull Ups: 1x4, 1x4(40lb assist), 1x3(40lb assist)
Push-ups: 3x10
Planks: 3x:30

Weekly Mileage: 4.01 miles
Miles to Mordor: 1445.61

8/29:

Weight - 200.8
Body Fat - 19.4
BMI - 27.8
Shoulders - 46
Neck - 16
Chest - 43
Bicep right - 12.5
Bicep - left - 12.5
Waist - 39
Hips - 38
Thigh - right - 21.5
Thigh - left - 21.5

Run: 2 miles, 10:22 Pace, 178 SPM


8/30:

Stationary Bike: 30 Minutes at 85-90rpm to match a 170-180 running cadence. Going to mess with adding resistance once I figure out how to use the damn computer on it.
Standard Core Routine: 2 sets
Bicycle: 10 x each leg
Plank: :30
Marching Bridge: :60
Side Plank: :30 each side. 
Bird Dogs: 10
Yoga: Water Series A

Friday, August 28, 2015

That time I hit the Powerball(then fell from grace)



It's always exciting when you hit that Powerball. Your mind starts racing with all the things you'll get. Live-in Playboy Centerfold hooker, Ferrari, Case of Pappy Van Winkle and of course an authentic felt Dogs Playing Poker painting. Then, as always, reality sets back in as you notice you didn't get a single one of the other 5 balls right. Congratulations, you just won 4 bucks!!

So with that being said. Any single hairdressers, Yoga Instructors, or that Playboy Centerfold interested in a guy who recently became a 4-Dolleraire should consider looking up The Dilnad!

Note: Just in case things work out, Prenups are not negotiable. Don't think you can just come over, frolic for awhile, and then make off with 2 of my dollars.



CHAPTER 2

Why thank you Alex. I'll take "Things that suck" for $1000 please




So the surgery knee has healed up quite well. The other knee however, um, yeah(Lumbergh Voice)...

According to my physical therapist, while my left knee was healing and I was hobbling around, my right glute and hip flexor got stiff.(yes, even in your late 40s your glutes can still get stiff like when you were younger. It's a cruel world). This caused me to bruise the cartilage under my right kneecap (Or Patellofemorol Pain Syndrome which gets a lot more sympathy). The good news is I was able to run through it. Just had to give up some lifting stuff and downhill running for a bit to help keep the pressure down on the knee. I was getting better and feeling fairly decent, and then.....

I don't know what happened. I was running Black Willow Trail in The Parklands when at just shy of 1.25 miles, I crossed a small creek bed. The hill on either side was barely 6 feet. The moment I crested it I got that sharp pain under the knee cap. Naturally, you get to follow this up with the walk back to the car. A 1.25 mile walk what seems to stop time as your mind starts wondering how you can possibly train for your next race if you cant run. GAME OVER! Insert Coins. 

I don't know how long I'll be down for but this is a clear indication that I'm done running until this is healed. Got a call in to the PT. Hopefully this injury can be measured in weeks not months because hours could seem like days.

So what to do? I thought I'd take a cue from Adam over at The Boring Runner (His blog is very entertaining and he's fighting a much bigger battle than I with way more resolve to not whine like a little wuss. Definitely worth the read!)and try my hand at swimming. I see several problems with this.

* I haven't swam in 30+ years
* I don't even know if I remember how to swim the crawl stroke
* I don't know if I have the courage to not make a fool out of myself (which I'm adept at)
* Do I like swimming?
* Can I afford another sport?
* Even Adam had a difficult time with it and he has athletic skills. See below for a comparison




In the end. I suspect I'm going to suck at swimming but if It helps me maintain my endurance, I'm all in.

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The Boring Crap:

8/24
Run: 5.01 miles. 10:24 pace, 179 spm

Dumbbell Y Raises: 1x10 @15lb
Dumbbell T Raises: 1x10 @15lb
Dumbbell W Raises: 1x10 @15lb
Dumbell Bench Press: 3x8@120lb (60lb dumbbells),
Pull Ups: The round, the zero, the symbol of null and void.... Ayep, couldn't pull it off tonight. Kent pointed out that right now pull ups for me are a 1-3 rep max and you don't usually do max lifts at the end of your routine so it's not unreasonable I couldn't do them tonight. I did 3 long lower and hangs though. Will go back to repping some on the resistance bands the rest of the week to further build the strength.
Push-ups: 3x10
Planks: 3x:30
Weekly Mileage: 5.01 miles
Miles to Mordor: 1456.82

8/25
Yoga: Water Series A

8/26
Run Club - Wed: 4.01 miles, 11:02 pace, 172 spm. Pace is a little low but I ran the first 1.5 miles with Basil at his Couch to 5K pace. Knee bugs me when I run really slow. As soon as I got back up near 10m/m the pain left. I think I can't keep my form when running slower.
Basic Leg Routine
One legged balance: :30 each leg
Twisting Lunge: 6x each leg
Single-leg Deadlift: 5x each leg
One legged Alphabet spell: A-M each leg
Pull up practice: 3x10 with resistance band
Push-Ups: 3x10
Planks: 3x:30
Weekly Mileage: 9.01 miles
Miles to Mordor: 1452.81

8/27
Trail Run: 1.19 miles, 10:40 pace, 175 SPM. + knee blowout + walk back out of the woods.
Weekly Mileage: 10.20 miles
Miles to Mordor: 1451.62

Saturday, August 22, 2015

Race Report(So no sarcasm)


Last night was my first relay. It was a very small 5K relay run by a local running club(Actually there was a 5k and a 10k but with me having some bruised patella cartilage, we decided to take it easy and run the 5k for fun). Teams can be any number up to 5 people. I ran it with my friend Robbie and we had a blast. The rules say the whole team runs the final 1K lap. I ran 1st, 3rd and 5th. Robbie ran 2nd, 4th and 5th.

It's pretty easy to come out of the chute running hard when you know a rest is only 4 minutes or so away and that's what we did. We ran faster than we ever have before and with both keeping a solid sub 8 minute pace, we finished in 24:33 with a 7:50 pace. It was good enough to finish second. Obviously we need to be a lot faster for a large race but we had a great time, ran the best we ever have, got swag, and went home with no new injuries. WIN!

Run clothing was in no way intentionally coordinated.


Ok, I know this isn't quite PC but considering the glow of our shirts, we were "Team Fukushima"

******


8/21/15
Run: 1.86 miles. No telemetry. Too much going on with passing the band(pseudo-baton). Forgot to stop watch

Weekly Mileage: 8.64 miles
Miles to Mordor: 1464.33

Gained a pound. Need to finish this recovery, get my mileage back to full and lose my gym restrictions. Meh. No other changes

Weight - 205.5
Body Fat - 19.1
BMI - 28.5
Shoulders - 46
Neck - 16
Chest - 43
Bicep right - 12.5
Bicep - left - 12.5
Waist - 39
Hips - 38
Thigh - right - 21.5
Thigh - left - 21.5

8/22/15
Run: 2.5 miles. 9:39 pace, 178 spm. Loving the cadence. Knee(actually both of them) was feeling pretty darn good. I'm rather pleased.

Basic Leg Routine
One legged balance: :30 each leg
Twisting Lunge: 6x each leg
Single-leg Deadlift: 5x each leg
One legged Alphabet spell: A-M each leg

Dumbbell Y Raises: 1x10 @15lb
Dumbbell T Raises: 1x10 @15lb
Dumbbell W Raises: 1x10 @15lb

Dumbell Bench Press: 3x8@120lb (60lb dumbbells),
Pull Ups: 1x3(3rd was pretty damn messy), 2x1 + lower and hang. 3 Pull-ups!!! Very excited!
Push-ups: 3x10
Planks: 3x:30

Still on restriction from Squats, deadlifts and loaded lunges.

Weekly Mileage: 11.15 miles
Miles to Mordor: 1461.83

Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Your brain (AKA that lying sack of sh**)




You heard me. Your brain is a lying sack of sh**. LITERALLY. It's a fleshy bag containing feces. This is a fact I learned during my studying at Johns Hopkins(or perhaps it was a drunken bender in the Baltimore area as I can't seem to find my diploma anywhere? Either way, fabricated facts make for a more interesting blog). 

Like most sacks of sh**, it lies(another fact).

Huh?

An example: I was bench pressing with 55lb dumbbells(Because I'm He-Man strong. My muscles just don't know it yet). I've been on 55lbs for weeks. I simply can't handle more. I'm struggling to barely press the 55s. I told Kent from my local gym this and he walked to the rack, grabbed two 60 pound dummbells, dropped them on the floor in front of me and said "Press". "But, but, but" "trust me, do it". So I did. You know what? I pressed those 60 pounders pretty much just like I did the 55s. But I thought I couldn't lift any heavier.

Another example: Possibly this has happened to you. "I can't do it. I'm spent. I am not going to make it another mile". Then you run another 3 miles anyway, WTF? How does this all work? 

Your brain is victim to a scientific process call STIWM (Screw that, I want Munchies). You see, the brain hates running, lifting, working. What is loves is, eating, sitting, sleeping and watching Firefly reruns. 

Here's an example of STIWM....
Legs: Ok, time to get out the door and crank out a quick 5 miles.
Brain: Dude, it's the episode where the bounty hunter comes after River and I got a fresh bag of Cheesy Rings
Better Jugement: But I think it's better for us to run, be healthy and prepare for your race
Brain: Did you hear me? a WHOLE BAG OF CHEESY RINGS. Not the Chipotle Ranch grocery store knockoffs mind you. I'm talking a full bag of original nacho cheese flavored.
Body: You know...... I am feeling kind of worn down and could use a day off
Better Judgement: <Mouth Full> Glarmaghhsfnifflke

GAME OVER! You have been defeated by your brain. Please insert coins

Again, your brain is a lying sack of sh**. Learn your body's limits. Trust your training and take control of your brain!

******


Mon 8/17
Run: 2.99 miles, 10:04 pace, 177spm
Dumbell Bench Press: 2x8 @120lb (60lb dumbbells), 1x5@120
Barbell Back Squats: 3x5 @95lb. 2x5 @115lb
Pull Ups: 1x2, 2x lower and hang Second Pull-up in a row = PR
Push-ups: 3x10
Planks: 3x:30
Kettlebell RDLs: 3x8 with 2x25lb KBs
Negative Split Squats: 3x8
Weekly Mileage: 2.99mi
Miles to Mordor: 1469.97


Wed 8/19
Run Club - Wed: 3.78 miles. 11:32 Pace, 172 spm. Ran Week 6, day 2 or 3 with Basil for the first 2 miles or so. I was keeping pace with him just shy of 13mi/mi

Pull Up Practice: 1x1, 3xJump up and negative lower+hang
Push-Ups: 3x10

Weekly Mileage: 6.78 miles
Miles to Mordor: 1466.19

Saturday, August 15, 2015

The things I've learned about yoga



I've been actively following online yoga classes for several days. I can clearly see the benefit this will have to my running and overall flexibility. It is, however, challenging in many ways.

1: You cannot possibly look manly while doing yoga
2: Yoga instructors explanations seem to stop time while you're performing contortionist imitations
3: Testicles are not a boon for performing this activity
4: It's hard to watch the person giving instructions while you're staring back between your own legs
5: Sweat Happens(promise)
6: Falling is not a pose
7: Tomorrow's gonna suck in the soreness department
8: Ladies dig guys who do online yoga (this is more of a hope than an observation)
9: Clip art of men doing yoga doesn't seem to exist
10: I can't come up with a 10th thing to fill this list


The Basic Yoga poses:


Break Dancer




Stoned Horse




Tyrannosaur Penis



I must admit I'm enjoying it and physically feel the benefits. I'm also not waking up with muscles as tight as previously. Good stuff!


Photo Shoot:  Dilnad Studios,  2015
All models were at least 18 years of age at the time of photo shoot. Model releases available upon request

******


Run Club - Sat: 3.65 miles, 9:46 pace,  177 spm. The legs felt really good. No knee pain. I'm ready to dial it up. Will still spend another week off hills per Ryan's recommendation. Speed work to begin this coming Saturday.

5K relay coming this Friday

Dumbbell Y Raises: 1x10 @15lb
Dumbbell T Raises: 1x10 @15lb
Dumbbell W Raises: 1x10 @15lb

Dumbell Bench Press: 1x8 @110lb (55lb dumbbells), 2x8@120 (60lb dumbbells) PR!
Barbell Back Squats: 5x5 @95lb. First loaded squats since May. Starting easy

Pull Ups: 1x1, 2x lower and hang

Push-ups: 3x10
Planks: 3x:30

Weekly Mileage: 9.94 mi
Miles to Mordor: 1472.96
No changes. Actually up 0.3 pounds from last week but MEH.  Running and fitness is back in the picture so I suspect I'll start shedding again. This will mark my 1 year in the academy weigh-in making my total loss since joining at 64 pounds. (total all time loss of 122)


8/15
Weight - 204.5
Body Fat - 19.3
BMI - 28.3
Shoulders - 46
Neck - 16
Chest - 43
Bicep right - 12.5
Bicep - left - 12.5
Waist - 39
Hips - 38
Thigh - right - 21.5
Thigh - left - 21.5

Friday, August 14, 2015

Today's blog will not be particularly fun(for you. I enjoyed the hell out of the run). Sometimes I just need to log some data. And then other times I write something up and then decide it sucks(but still need to post data). This has been one of those times.


...And once again, I make my return to running (anyone taking bets on how long it will be this time?)

My first trail run. A mostly gravel trail with some steep sides, flat stone lined, dried up creeks and some areas of running on 1" rocks. Takes some extra balance and feels like a bit of an ankle workout. The wooded areas were quite peaceful. I rather enjoyed it. Trails are now on my list. 

Today was also my first run without the music crutch. I decided someday my headset or musical device will fail right before a race. I wanted to know what it's like to run without jacking in for once. I didn't mind it at all. Kind of peaceful and a great time to think about stuff, like writing a shitty blog post that you later toss out.

I ran very easy today as I tested out the knee. The steri strips are still in place and didn't bug me at all. The knee felt quite solid. It is a little sore still when I lunge. I think I bruised it when I whacked it. The other knee was also solid today. I've been massaging the patellar tendon and stretching the quads per my physical therapists advice. Ryan is the man!

Trail Run: 3 miles, 10:43 pace, 175 spm. I think the deep gravel slows me down a bit. Another assumption of the fledgling runner when the reality of it is I'm probably just slow. The cheap New Balance trail shoes from Dicks worked just fine. Very comfortable.

Basic Leg Routine
One legged balance: :30 each leg
Twisting Lunge: 6x each leg
Single-leg Deadlift: 5x each leg
One legged Alphabet spell: A-M each leg

NerdFitness Yoga Water Series A: That shit puts a hurtin' on ya

Weekly Mileage: 6.29 mi
Miles to Mordor: 1476.61

Thursday, August 13, 2015

Episode 42: not all super heroes are created equal




I'm a posterior savant! I have the gift..

I suspect you're wondering what the hell I'm talking about, or perhaps have already clicked back to Facebook to watch cat videos instead(not the worst of ideas). What I mean is I can identify most runners I regularly run with from behind. This is not a skill one learns without a great deal of practice. I just happen to be one of those rare people with the opportunity to practice often, because I'm slow. Everybody is constantly running in front of me(and are usually 10 years younger than I. Coincidence?).

Now you might wonder if I'm about to go South with this one and in my usual level of rawness discuss the upsides of certain backsides. In this VERY RARE case, that will not be part of the equation. I barely have enough oxygen to operate the cardiovascular system when running. This isn't the time to reallocate resources for other brain functions.

There is of course an upside to my slowness. I'm consistent. I maintain my pace and I don't walk, EVER! On occasion I pass one of those people back while going up a hill or near the end of the run because they steamed out. When that happens, I know who I'm about to pass as I approach them because? Well, you know.....

Perhaps I'm the proverbial tortoise(With caboose identification super powers. BTW Flight was acutally my first choice)?


**********



Some great news today on the fitness front!. I hit my first unassisted pull up from a full straight armed hang. I've been working on this for a week short of a year. Big level up!!


Dumbbell Y Raises: 1x10 @15lb
Dumbbell T Raises: 1x10 @15lb
Dumbbell W Raises: 1x10 @15lb
Dumbell Bench Press: 3x8 @110lb (55lb dumbbell)

Pull Ups: 1x1 (Unassisted). Bigtime PR!! , 1x5 (40lb assist)

Push-ups: 3x10
Planks: 3x:30

Tuesday, August 11, 2015


Episode 42: The windshield/bug conundrum.



 Care to venture a guess at which role I played tonight?

So I'm at Planet Fitness doing pull ups and I was feeling lonely. I thought to myself, "HEY, I could get a crapload of attention if I were to bash my knee on this here handle and bust my incision back open". Naturally I decided to give it a try.  It's amazing how popular you suddenly get as people line up to see blood running(/cry. Poor choice of words) down your leg.

Naturally, planet fitness was well equipped to handle a situation just such as this. The employees broke out their emergency trauma kit and immediately handed me a no name brand bandaid knockoff. I resealed the incision with their high tech surgical gear and limped to my car. I grabbed my tiny little back pocket first aid kit and sat down to try and fix the problem. I replaced their extremely helpful "battle dressing" with a butterfly bandage. The bleeding seems under control.

Called the answering service and the on call surgeon called me back. He said if the bleeding is under control he would just leave the butterfly on for several days and not worry about it. They made the incision vertically so the bending of the knee doesn't try and separate it. As long as it doesn't bleed I'm good to go.

....And now for the punchline......<Drum Roll>



....At least until the weekend. That's OK. The knee hurts worse tonight then after the surgery. Heh.



Less than stellar gym day( can't seem to figure out why <chuckle>)...

Dumbbell Y Raises: 1x10 @15lb
Dumbbell T Raises: 1x10 @15lb
Dumbbell W Raises: 1x10 @15lb
Dumbell Bench Press: 3x8 @110lb (55lb dumbbell)
Pull Ups: 1x10, 1x8 (70lb assist)
Bleed........


No worries. The Dilnad will return and FIGHT!

Monday, August 10, 2015



Dilnad: Dilnad to base camp. Dilnad to base camp!
BC: Base camp here, Over
Dilnad: I've reached the summit and planted our flag at Hogan's Fountain. Please advise.
BC: Roger roger Dilnad and congratulations.  Now please descend and climb the other peak. Over
A deflated Dilnad: Wait, what?......


Well, they aren't exactly Himalayans but as a fledgling runner, my arch nemesis Cherokee Park knows how to hurt me plenty. There are 3 significant(in my book) hills. Each in the area of 1/2 mile long.

Monday run club is hills night. It's the most difficult run for me by a long shot. I'm not sure why it is but this is my favorite one of the week. I believe it's because it's a different running style. Where as my easy and long runs are a stroll through the park (sure, you're working hard but not on overdrive), Cherokee is a battle of attrition.

So why exactly do you prefer that, you moron? *
I haven't the foggiest of clues (I'm usually pretty foggy post run). My best guess is it's some sort of fuxxored up masochistic runner thing I don't yet understand. <shrug> I dig it(I'm bringing it back)!

* Intersting(to me) factoid: dilnad and moron are synonyms


Ok, now onto the accountability crap:

Run Club - Monday:  3.29 miles, 10:02 pace, 174 spm. Heat index North of 90 degrees. FUN SHIT!

I did get some right knee(the one that wasn't operated on) discomfort tonight that's happened from before the surgery. It doesn't like going down hill. It's a mild pain. Someone suggested one of those patellar straps but I think I'll talk to my physical therapist about it first. I need another couple of visits to finish fixing my shoulder (Damn this guy's a mess). Haven't done an overhead push press in almost a year.

Basic Leg Routine
One legged balance: :30 each leg
Twisting Lunge: 6x each leg
Single-leg Deadlift: 5x each leg
One legged Alphabet spell: A-M each leg

Bodyweight Squats: 1x30

Weekly Mileage: 3.29 mi
Miles to Mordor: 1476.61

Sunday, August 9, 2015

Episode 42: Blog'n for a livin'






So tomorrow morning is my return to the working world. I've almost enjoyed my hiatus but the return to, and continuation of receiving a paycheck from, work seems to be a necessity. I considered calling my boss and just quitting to become a blogger full time but then I did the math....

An ad banner at $0.001 per view * the approximately 4 people who visit my blog * twice per week(one can hope) *52 weeks /12 = $0.0346 monthly salary. That leaves me at a slight deficit to cover the mortgage. Now if I prostitute myself out for the max price I'm worth, I could probably double those figures(About 6.9 cents per month). This still leaves me a few bucks short of my goal.

Until I find a way to shore up the numbers a bit, I fear I must continue my fulfilling life of pressing buttons on a keyboard in a cube cage. it pays for running shoes <shrug>. At least I have a great boss that understands my dietary requirements(Paleo + Balsam of Peru dietary restrictions) and addiction to running and fitness crap.

So what does this all mean? 40 less hours per week available for blogging. You will see shorter and often less interesting posts here as I must still maintain my original goal to document my fitness regimen. I'll endeavor to furnish more interesting(at least to me) posts on the weekends.

Off -Day Workout:

Standard Core Routine: 2 sets
Bicycle: 10 x each leg
Plank: :30
Marching Bridge: :60
Side Plank: :30 each side.
Bird Dogs: 10

4 Yoga Poses I recently learned(more ccming next week). All done for 30 seconds
Chair Pose
Forward Fold
Lunge (both legs)
Downward Dog


Note: Next Saturday I will reintroduce strides into my routine. Speed work baby!

Saturday, August 8, 2015

Today marks my return to pseudo-normality. As much as I've missed the interaction with people of late, I felt like I needed more of a zen-like run today. I decided to forego run club and run someplace new. Beckley Creek park in The Parklands was my target. The Parklands of Floyds Fork are an amazing privately funded project to link some 4-5 brand new large parks together with an interconnecting path that's part of the Louisville Loop. The Loop path is a 6-8 foot wide, brand new, silky smooth concrete path that winds through the parks, by and over Floyds Fork creek. There are hilly bridges with spiral ramp ups and others with switchbacks. What a beautiful park system and a wonderful place to run. There are even trails. Some cinder, some rock, and some mulch. I need to find a way to run here more often!

One item I really liked(imagine how I'd like it if I had a dog?) was the Parklands dog park. Check out the name. (BTW looking at all those fire hydrants makes you need to find the facilities before you can run)...




Run: 3.14 miles: 10:41 pace, 174 spm.  Went for a very easy run today as we ease back into things. Ran in my Altras. The first 3/4 of a mile was very unkind to my calves. They burned like crazy. After that cleared up the legs felt pretty darn good. It may just take a bit to get used to a zero drop shoe but even at this slow pace my cadence is dialed at >170

Chakram Routine
One legged balance: :30 each leg
Twisting Lunge: 6x each leg
Single-leg Deadlift: 5x each leg
One legged Alphabet spell: A-M each leg

Dumbbell Y Raises: 1x10 @15lb
Dumbbell T Raises: 1x10 @15lb
Dumbbell W Raises: 1x10 @15lb

Dumbbell Bench Press: 3x8 (55lb dumbbells). 
Pull Ups: 1x10, 1x5, 1x4 w/70lb assist 
Push ups: 3x10
Bodyweight Squats: 3x15
What I want to see when I look in the mirror.....



What I think I see.....



What the world actually sees....



I've started shedding the weight I gained during my exile. Only a couple excess pounds left from that and then we can start working on the drop under 200 goal again. I've seen little other changes at all in months. The shrinking has stopped as I ran out of fat to lose around most places but the midsection. I have this dream of the arms and chest growing but thus far had little luck. Unfortunately being an endurance athlete (can I call myself that yet?) is rather counterproductive to building muscle bulk other than the Popeye arm looking legs (and I'm eating spinach for breakfast as we speak) which have begun to form.


8/8
Weight - 204.2
Body Fat - 19.2
BMI - 28.3
Shoulders - 46
Neck - 16
Chest - 43
Bicep right - 12.5
Bicep - left - 12.5
Waist - 39
Hips - 38
Thigh - right - 21.5
Thigh - left - 21.5

Friday, August 7, 2015

Episode 42: Yoga is not a creamy breakfast snack with fruit in it





In preparation for the release of Nerdfitness Yoga (which I will subscribe to), I decided to try out the 4 poses from Steve's blog (link at bottom). After all, I'm a runner so that kinda shit should be easy right?  Yeah, um, NO!  I feel it in my arms, core, calves, quads and my ITBs feel like Gumby. I was surprised that I was able to perform them all. it seriously cranked my heart rate up as well.. I'm rather sore (in the good way).

I've always thought yoga was kind of hokey and of no value to me (While still maintaining my affinity for female yoga instructors). I now see the error in my ways. It doesn't take a rocket scientist (which is good news because that skill set doesn't seem to appear in my scholastic profile) to immediately see the benefits to running (and nearly everything) that Yoga provides. I'M IN!

Let's get started....

The Pretzel Pose (I wonder if they do Combos?)





Check out the NerdFitness Blog on NF!
A Nerd’s Guide to Yoga: 4 Movements to Try TODAY
The short of today's story is this...






Actually bored enough on a Friday that you want the gritty details?

Well, the lab results came back. I now know why they were holding me off the extra week. Surgeon found something suspect and was waiting on the lab. It turns out they didn't remove a rock from my knee but a Glomus Tumor. It's a very rare tumor that usually appears under fingernails and on feet and most often in women. For a man to get one on his knee is one of those buy a lottery ticket type occurrences (and I did)

The good news. It's non cancerous, is benign and highly unlikely to come back. My stitches are out and I've been cleared to return to work and resume all previous activities as discomfort allows. There is some discomfort/light pain if I press on the area but it's considerably less than when I pressed on the lump before surgery so I'm in better shape than when we started already.

I jumped the gun and went out and ran 3 miles last night. The legs felt awesome!


Monday, August 3, 2015

This morning the nurse asked me to remove my bandage and describe the incision to her.  She said I'm having a remarkably fast recovery and they will bring me in Wednesday to remove the stitches at which time they expect to clear me to return to work and return to running!! YAY


Here's pics of the incision(Icky stuff ahead, but not really).. The shininess is glue. They glued up the whole area.


In the end, it wasn't all that bad of an experience. My knee pain is gone forever (well at least that part). We still don't know what the thing was in there but it's not there anymore. Hopefully the lab will decide soon. They did manage to charge over 700 bucks so I do expect an answer.




....and today's thought of the day:



Saturday, August 1, 2015





























...ITCHING!!!!



Ugh. I feel like a giant sloth...

Up a good 5 pounds this week. My water intake is low due to the being home on recovery thing messing up my routine. This is probably a bit of water weight and I'm not going to stress it.

8/3
Weight - 207.1
Body Fat - 18.6
BMI - 28.7
Shoulders - 46
Neck - 16
Chest - 43
Bicep right - 12.5
Bicep - left - 12.5
Waist - 39
Hips - 38
Thigh - right - 21.5
Thigh - left - 21.5