The things I've learned about yoga
1: You cannot possibly look manly while doing yoga
2: Yoga instructors explanations seem to stop time while you're performing contortionist imitations
3: Testicles are not a boon for performing this activity
4: It's hard to watch the person giving instructions while you're staring back between your own legs
5: Sweat Happens(promise)
6: Falling is not a pose
7: Tomorrow's gonna suck in the soreness department
8: Ladies dig guys who do online yoga (this is more of a hope than an observation)
9: Clip art of men doing yoga doesn't seem to exist
10: I can't come up with a 10th thing to fill this list
The Basic Yoga poses:
Break Dancer
Stoned Horse
Tyrannosaur Penis
I must admit I'm enjoying it and physically feel the benefits. I'm also not waking up with muscles as tight as previously. Good stuff!
Photo Shoot: Dilnad Studios, 2015
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Run Club - Sat: 3.65 miles, 9:46 pace, 177 spm. The legs felt really good. No knee pain. I'm ready to dial it up. Will still spend another week off hills per Ryan's recommendation. Speed work to begin this coming Saturday.
5K relay coming this Friday
Dumbbell Y Raises: 1x10 @15lb
Dumbbell T Raises: 1x10 @15lb
Dumbbell W Raises: 1x10 @15lb
Dumbbell T Raises: 1x10 @15lb
Dumbbell W Raises: 1x10 @15lb
Dumbell Bench Press: 1x8 @110lb (55lb dumbbells), 2x8@120 (60lb dumbbells) PR!
Barbell Back Squats: 5x5 @95lb. First loaded squats since May. Starting easy
Pull Ups: 1x1, 2x lower and hang
Push-ups: 3x10
Planks: 3x:30
Barbell Back Squats: 5x5 @95lb. First loaded squats since May. Starting easy
Pull Ups: 1x1, 2x lower and hang
Push-ups: 3x10
Planks: 3x:30
Weekly Mileage: 9.94 mi
Miles to Mordor: 1472.96
I so agree. I started yoga and my back and shoulder pain is gone basically
ReplyDeleteYeah it's total win!!
ReplyDeleteYeah it's total win!!
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