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Saturday, August 15, 2015

The things I've learned about yoga



I've been actively following online yoga classes for several days. I can clearly see the benefit this will have to my running and overall flexibility. It is, however, challenging in many ways.

1: You cannot possibly look manly while doing yoga
2: Yoga instructors explanations seem to stop time while you're performing contortionist imitations
3: Testicles are not a boon for performing this activity
4: It's hard to watch the person giving instructions while you're staring back between your own legs
5: Sweat Happens(promise)
6: Falling is not a pose
7: Tomorrow's gonna suck in the soreness department
8: Ladies dig guys who do online yoga (this is more of a hope than an observation)
9: Clip art of men doing yoga doesn't seem to exist
10: I can't come up with a 10th thing to fill this list


The Basic Yoga poses:


Break Dancer




Stoned Horse




Tyrannosaur Penis



I must admit I'm enjoying it and physically feel the benefits. I'm also not waking up with muscles as tight as previously. Good stuff!


Photo Shoot:  Dilnad Studios,  2015
All models were at least 18 years of age at the time of photo shoot. Model releases available upon request

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Run Club - Sat: 3.65 miles, 9:46 pace,  177 spm. The legs felt really good. No knee pain. I'm ready to dial it up. Will still spend another week off hills per Ryan's recommendation. Speed work to begin this coming Saturday.

5K relay coming this Friday

Dumbbell Y Raises: 1x10 @15lb
Dumbbell T Raises: 1x10 @15lb
Dumbbell W Raises: 1x10 @15lb

Dumbell Bench Press: 1x8 @110lb (55lb dumbbells), 2x8@120 (60lb dumbbells) PR!
Barbell Back Squats: 5x5 @95lb. First loaded squats since May. Starting easy

Pull Ups: 1x1, 2x lower and hang

Push-ups: 3x10
Planks: 3x:30

Weekly Mileage: 9.94 mi
Miles to Mordor: 1472.96

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